COLDPLAY
I've never paid too much attention to Coldplay before last night. Apparently I've been missing out. Chris Martin is hot. When they got up to accept one of their awards, he was too excited! I think he may have been a little tipsy. If so, it makes him even hotter! Their was a point in their acceptance speech when he said "Thank you so much, we've never had so many Grammys in our lives." Hmm who has Chris. He's a mess. I love it. It makes up for fathering two children named Apple and Moses.
Jonas Brothers
God bless the Jonai! It makes me a little sad that Stevie Wonder knows the lyrics to Burnin' Up. I really don't get it. I don't know if the reason I can't get down with the Jonai is because they aren't good or I'm just not 15. But what I do know is that Joe, is bad news bears. There is no real talent present. I see the other two Nick and Kevin running around with their guitars. But Joe just runs around using the Nick Carter approach to singing.
JENNIFER HUDSON
I just can't do it. I have a really hard time forcing myself to like her. I give up. Yes she can sing. But her music does nothing for me. Sorry Jennifer, your dress was not much to look at.
KATY PERRY
I thought she could sing. What a disappointment. I don't know if she had a cold or was nervous, but she needs to get it together. She sounded a rough. Why can't this women ever wear bottoms. They don't have to be pants. It could be a dress, a skirt, even a towel. Please Katy were tired of seeing your thighs. Bananas, apples and oranges? Why Why Why?
TAYLOR SWIFT/MILEY CYRUS
Disgusting! I thought I got it. The reason why they are such huge stars. I don't particularly think they are pretty, but I could see how others thought so. I'm not a big fan of their music, but I could see how others did. I assumed that their supposed prettiness and mediocre vocal skills helped get them record deals. These two can't sing live. My friend told me she thought that Miley was the better singer. Singer maybe the better term would be wailer. In that case it's a tie. Taylor should have kept her old job writing music for other (real) artist.
KID ROCK
Why is Kid Rock even at the Grammys. Are there still people out there that listen to him. I can't think of the last time I even heard a Kid Rock song. And I certainly don't know anyone who can. Not only was he there, but he performed. What a disaster!
SWAGGER LIKE US
Besides Coldplay, they were the only people worth watching last night at the Grammys. What can I say. Kanye West, T.I. Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, and a very knocked up M.I.A performed the Grammy Award winning song, all wearing black and white. Besides the polka dots everyone looked and did great.
LIL WAYNE
It's about time. Lil Wayne put his first album out ten years ago. It took mainstream success to get the academy to notice him. It amazes me how someone so great, can be overlooked for so long. One of the many examples that awards are mainly for bragging purposes, and rarely has anything to do with your talent.
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
I heart Uncle Chris. Apparently it has been reported that Chris Brown and Rihanna were involved in a Domestic Dispute last night. Chris was booked on felony criminal threats charges and posted $50,000 bail yesterday in L.A at 6:34 PST. I really hope that whatever is going on gets cleared up fast. Chris I don't know what to believe. I am certain that no matter what the turnout I'll still love him. Poor Rihanna!
Lastly why was Samuel L. Jackson at the Grammys? Is he trying to have a cross-over career. If he is, I officially can no longer support him.
